How to Play Mind Games with Your Boyfriend
March 6, 2008 at 3:12 am | In tips |Tags: boyfriend hot and cold, games to play with your boyfriend, hard to get men mindgames, how to play mind games, relationship, test, tips
I’ve already written how to become the woman of his dreams. Now it’s time to have some fun. Pushing buttons is my favorite thing in a relationship — it’s incredibly personal, and it’s like an inside joke between the two of you!
WARNING: This is only recommended for the fun/frivolous dynamic couple types — if either one of you is easily rattled by change, then this isn’t for you.
Now, my idea for a relationship is 90% fun, 10% serious business. Your lives are entwined for a sometimes-brief or, sometimes-surprisingly-long amount of time. So it’s really your call if you’re still up for little tests to bring out some spice in a relationship, or finally just settling. Your problems are his, and his problems are yours. The fun part is annoying your boy-toy without becoming part of his problems. These would either drive him wild, or make him start remembering why he likes you in the first place. The purpose of these naughty schemes is finding out a little truth, and just plain punishment. We’re all wired to avoid pain and pursue pleasure, what if both stem from one person? This makes you hard to read, and not easily taken for granted. Now for some sexy saboteur-work!
Make demands when you know he’s busiest. After a hard day at work, he has a basketball game with his friends — ask him to come over with something after that, like, a cupcake, or the latest issue of your favorite magazine. If he, blessed with some amount of extra energy, does come by, give him a “goodnight and go.” If, say, he has a week for a vacation, occupy it by asking him to go some place, say, like La Samanna.
This little exercise tells you one of two things: is he flexible enough to surrender to a torrid terrorist, or is he just “too tired” to even see you? Don’t make this a determinant on whether or not you get to keep the guy, (if it’s a relationship, then you’re both entitled to co-ownership status, right?) it’s just a test. J (PS. Don’t do this if his busy-ness stems from family matters.)
Become a mistress for detail. Remember what he says about certain things, then quote him on it when he’s about to do the opposite. Like, for example, he says, “you’re the first thing on my mind when I wake up.” — give him a 3 am-wake up call and ask him what’s on his mind. If he says something like, “it’s 3 am!,” banter with, “I thought I’m the first thing on your mind when you wake up?”
Given, you may have caught him off-guard, but, does that mean that when caught off-guard, what he says and what he does are two different things?!
Hot and cold. Become hot or cold water based on … anything. I have this bad feeling when things get too good sometimes. Create a little drama. (Just a little, mind you.) Be amused at a small gesture he does for you (something you genuinely appreciate, I hope!) and reward him by being crazy for him that day. (This’ll surprise him.) Next day, just be cold.
For some reason, (and hopefully everyone can relate) when you act cold, it is magically assumed that you’re angry over something. If he gets guilty — why? Is there something to be guilty about? And what, girls aren’t allowed to be moody?!
Be open to bribes though, they’re fun to receive.
This was written as retaliation for some boy-crimes. (You know what they are!) Plus, I’ve been swept off my feet more than a couple of times already! These are for finding out some little facts about your boy-toy. Don’t let these be a measure on whether or not a relationship is worth keeping. (Make it a footnote!)
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This is the self-righteous confessions of a bitch.
Comment by Matiah Shaman — March 6, 2008 #
i congradulate you on your epic troll post!
Comment by aaaa — March 6, 2008 #
How to Play Mind Games with Your Boyfriend
So, you and your boytoy’s going along well for a good time now, life’s good, right? Wrong! You’ve settled! Now go, and correct your humble ways.
These would either drive him wild, or make him start remembering why he likes you in the first place…
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How to Play Mind Games with Your Boyfriend
So, you and your boytoy’s going along well for a good time now, life’s good, right? Wrong! You’ve settled! Now go, and correct your humble ways.
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How to Play Mind Games with Your Boyfriend
So, you and your boytoy’s going along well for a good time now, life’s good, right? Wrong! You’ve settled! Now go, and correct your humble ways.
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How to Play Mind Games with Your Boyfriend
So, you and your boytoy’s going along well for a good time now, life’s good, right? Wrong! You’ve settled! Now go, and correct your humble ways.
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How to Play Mind Games with Your Boyfriend
So, you and your boytoy’s going along well for a good time now, life’s good, right? Wrong! You’ve settled! Now go, and correct your humble ways.
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How to Play Mind Games with Your Boyfriend
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Trackback by Support this story on Stirrdup — March 6, 2008 #
You are absolutely psycho! I don’t know if you were born that way or you’ve just had poor taste in men for so long that you’re scarred but nothing in your entire rant will ever strengthen a relationship. You may have a sense that you’ve been wronged so badly that you’re on the offensive but this will ruin EVERY relationship in which it is tried. You will make your men feel like they are the crazy ones and they’ll inevitably fail to meet your standards sooner or later. This is the most relationally self destructive rant I’ve ever read. Please seek some professional help.
Comment by b1gd0g — March 6, 2008 #
haha!
i do the first all the time! “hot & cold” just seem to happen naturally.
cool post~
Comment by graphitereverence — March 7, 2008 #
How to churn out trashy articles with no basis in real life.
Honey, get real. You wrote this for the check. Couldn’t you have just as easily written something real for the check?
Comment by Jenny — March 7, 2008 #
Perhaps you should have titled your post “How to Get Your Boyfriend to Dump Your Crazy Trifling Ass”!
Women like you make me glad I’m single!!!!
Comment by gangbox — March 8, 2008 #
@gangbox:
Ever wonder why you’re single in the first place?
@Jenny:
Perhaps. I’ll think about that while rolling about in my big pool of cash.
@graphitereverence:
Finally, someone who gets it!
@b1gd0g:
Well, b1gd0g, if that IS your real name … that means you are JUST not the man for me.
@aaaa:
Conradulations on the troll reply, too. By the way, were you trying to say “dude” in-between congratulate?
@Matiah Shaman:
At least I have a positive behavior towards my self-righteousness, you
self-righteous-self-righteours-bitch-accuser you!
Comment by socialclimber — March 13, 2008 #
that is just so funny i just like it lol
Comment by sharona — April 5, 2008 #
Rule #1 Players handbooks should not be published on the internet. LOL, Girl don’t tell everything, men don’t do it.
Comment by Kimberly — April 13, 2008 #