Text Messages 2071-2075

2071.
God's hand is upon you today,
Touching your life with joy,
Blessing your heart with love and comforting your soul with peace.
Have a peaceful night.

2072.
Juan: Bakit ba may asin sa dagat?
Pedro: Sinadya yun ni Lord para di mapanis ang mga isda.

2073.
Adik: Doc, grabe yung panaginip ko gabi-gabi. Kasi lagi raw ako nanonood nang basketball.
Doc: Sige, halika may gamot ako diyan.
Adik: Huwag muna doc. Championship game na mamaya eh...

2074.
Is it all or we are just friends.
All or nothing?

2075.
"If everything happened when and how we wanted to, nothing in this world would ever be worth waiting for."

Text Messages 2066-2070

2066.
Anong tawag sa maraming butas?
Eh di... BUTASES!

2067.
Exercise daily to keep your body healthy.
Like my LOLA, she was 75 when she started biking 5 kilometers a day.
Now she's 98, and until now.
Hindi pa umuuwi... Wala ba diyan?

2068.
"Why do we fall? So that we can learn how to pick ourselves up."
- Alfred Pennyworth

2069.
It's a lie to say you've let go of the past.
Nobody lets go of memories.
Each tear is an unforgettable memory.
Each smile is an undeniable mark.
Each heartbeat is an unerasable scar.
Because really, there's no such thing as forgetting.
Only acceptance...

2070.
I'm single...
And you're welcome to change that.

Text Messages 2061-2065

2061.

Knowing you have always been a mystery,
I couldn't even understand how we ever become like this.
But for whatever reason,
I'm thankful for the countless times you made me smile.

2062.

Ang life natin "GANYAN TALAGA",
Umiiyak tayo, "GANYAN TALAGA".
Nagmamahal tayo, "GANYAN TALAGA".
Nasasaktan tayo, "GANYAN TALAGA".
Cute daw ako?
Ehem!!!

2063.
"Oo, masustansya nga ang gulay pero masarap ba? At kung kakain ka ng halaman, eh di sana naging kabayo ka na lang."
- Bob Ong

2064.
I never wished for someone who would offer me the moon and the stars.
Just someone to lay them with and watch them is enough.

2065.
A father was trying to teach his son about the evils of alcohol.
He placed one worm in a glass of water and another, in a glass of whiskey.
The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

Father: Alright son, what have you learned from the show?
Son: Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol hindi ka magkakabulate.

Text Messages 2056-2060

2056.
Wake up and wink those teeny weeny eyes,
Stretch those inzy winzy bones
And wear that jolly winning smile and say...
Grabe, ang cute ng nagtext sa'kin today.

2057.
If looking back hurts you and looking forward scares you.
Then look beside you, I'll always be here.

2058.
When it is good to be a quitter?
Sometimes, the best way to move ahead in life is to admit that you've had enough.
That sometimes, giving up something can bring a sense of relief and ease.
Just like stepping out of an old pair of pants, that no longer fits.

2059.
Sumulat si malaki sa kanyang tatay:

Dear tatay,
Padalhan mo kami ng isang kilong bigas at isang dosenang itlog.

Ang inyong anak,
Malaki...

Si malaki lumabas, pumasok si maliit.
Napunit ni maliit ang sulat, dinikitan ng tape.
Inutusan ni malaki si maliit na imail ang sulat.

Pagbasa ng kanilang tatay:

Dear bigas,
Padalhan mo kami ng isang kilong tatay at isang dosenang anak.

Ang iyong itlog,
Malaki...

2060.
You can fall for everyone who treats you special.
Just make sure at the end of the day, you know your way home to the one who treats you as his / her life and the one who means more to you than all of them combined.

Text Messages 2051-2055

2051.
Havaianas talking to other slippers:
"We are the best slippers! We are superior than anything else!"

Rambo:
"Ulol, tumbang preso tayo! Laspag ka sa'kin!" (~.^)

2052.
Send mo ito sa lahat ng nasa phone book mo kung talagang love ka nila...
Ask them:

"Love mo ba ako?"
A. Oo, as a friend.
B. Ewan ko sa'yo.
C. Sobra, as in talaga!
D. Matagal na! Gago ka kasi.
E. Oo! Total wala ka namang mahal, tayo na? Pwede ba?
F. Never! No!
G. Oo, kaso may mahal kang iba.
H. Kung sabihin kong "Oo", maniniwala ka ba eh, manhid ka di ba?

Sagutan mo ha...
Walang magawa ee, thanks!
Send mo sa'kin letter ng sagot mo ha?!

2053.
"If I could dream, it will be about you and I wouldn't be ashamed of it."

2054.
We love and give all we got to make them happy and make them stay.
But there are times we get hurt, still we give them second chances.
Pero kapag sobra na...
Kaya mo pa kaya mag-pasensya?
I guess it's just true na.
"Whatever the size of the paper, you can only fold it seven times."

Moral lesson:
Everything has their limit.

2055.
Ang taong totoo sa sarili.
Hindi mapagkunwari, something na walang tinatago.
Hirap ng taong mapagkunwari.
Hindi mo alam kung traydor ba o pinaplastik ka lang?!

Text Messages 2046-2050

2046.
They say virginity is the greatest gift a girl can give her husband.
But only ignorants believe in that.
Because the greatest gift a girl can give is her LOVE, NOT her BODY!

~ Palusot ng mga hindi na virgin. hahaha!!!

2047.
"Just because you survived doesn't mean it's over."

2048.
"Be not afraid", occured 365 times in the Bible.
92% of what we worry about never happen and that the 8% is manageable.
Trust God, He is in control. n_n

2049.
Mahal na mahal kita.
Sana alam mo yun... Mag-ingat ka palagi.
Punta ka naman sa bahay ko ko linggo-linggo kahit saglit.

Nagmamahal,
Jesus Christ

Isend mo sa 25 katao, huwag mong baliwalain...

2050.
Teacher: Juan, give me a color that starts with letter "M" except maroon.
Juan: Hmmmmm... Maitim! Madilaw! Mamink-mink! Mukhang berde! Medyo asul!
Teacher: Gago!

Text Messages 2041-2045

2041.
"Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part. Keeping her is the real accomplishment."

2042.
"Do! I can't wait to see what Edward does to you! I hope he snaps your neck, you pushy obnoxious, moronic dog!"
- Bella

2043.
Kung kasalanan maging HOT.
Ar kung kasalanan maging YUMMY.
Eh di...
I'm SORRY. hehe.

2044.
UNLIBOG20

Ay shet, wrong send. haha...
Ikaw ah? Anong iniisip mo diyan?
Gandang hapon...

2045.
"Loving someone constitutes having to do many things:
Take care of them,
Text them,
Bring them home,
Give effort,
Help them,
Hug them,
And so much more.
But remember, hurting them was never on the list."

Text Messages 2036-2040

2036.
The mind of GOD is different than the thoughts of man.
As we follow Him, we discover that we lose to gain.
Surrender to win...
Die to live...
Give to receive...
Serve to reign...
Scatter to reap...
In weakness we are made strong...
In humility we are lifted up.
In emptiness we are made full.

2037.
Minsan may minahal ako.
I'm willing to take all the risk for him.
As in lahat...
Yun pala..
Siya rin, willing to give up everything.
Lahat as in lahat.
Pati ako... :-(

2038.
38 seconds prayer:
Lord, thank you for this great day!
I love you and need you to come into my heart.
Do bless me, my family, my home, my work and my friends.
With you all things are possible.
In Jesus.
Amen...

Please pass rgis to eight (8) people except me, something good will come to you tomorrow.
Please try...

2039.
May itatanong sana ako sa'yo,
Sana sagutin mo ng maayos, huwag sana magsisinungaling.
Please, sabihin mo lang yung totoo.
Sana bukal sa loob mo, ang isasagot mo...
Sino po ba si "Quien" para sa'yo?

2040.
Hirap talaga kapag may namimiss ka,
Lagi ka na lang may iniisip,
Minsan naiinis,
Paano, siya naaalala mo,
Tapos siya, di mo mafeel na miss ka...
Nakakatampo di ba?!
Kaya sana makahalata diyan yung iba...

Text Messages 2031-2035

2031.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

2032.
JESUS SAID:

"I'm the light whoever follows me will never be in darkness."
- John 8:12

Please don't delete without sharing.
Help spread the Gospel of God...

2033.
Why do girls cry when relationship ends?
Eh di ba sila naman yung nililigawan?
Meaning, sila yung unang minahal?
But the sad part is, when girls fall, they fall so deep.
They love more than guys can love then,
They give more than guys can give them.
Guys are dying to be with them during courtship but girls would just die just to keep and be with them in the relationship.
Now I know why tears fall even if guys don't deserve it.

2034.
"Happiness is not found at the end of the road. It is experienced everytime you make a sudden turn."
- SOGO (Cubao Branch; Php395.00 / three hours)

2035.
If you like somebody, just give it a shot.
You know, if people were meant together, they stay together.

Text Messages 2026-2030

2026.
Hindi ba madaling manloko?
Lalo na kapag hindi mo naman talaga mahal yung tao,
Pero masakit ding maloko,
Lalo na kapag ang gumagawa sa'yo ang yung taong "sineryoso mo".

2027.
Sa pag-ibig lahat nararamdaman,
Ang umasa...
Ang mabigo...
Ang masaktan...
Ang mangarap pero...
Ang pinakamasakit sa lahat...
Ang paglaruan ka lang ng walang dahilan.

2028.
Isn't it sad?
When you have so much pain in your heart and the only person you want to talk to,
And can make you stop crying is exactly the same person who made you cry.

2029.
A man phones his home asking for his wife.

Man: Asan ang Ma'am mo?
Maid: Sir, nasa itaas kasama ang BF niya.
Man: Kumuha ng baril at patayin mo sila!
(After two minutes...)
Maid: Sir, patay na po.
Man: Ihulog mo sila sa pool.
Maid: Sir, wala po tayong pool.
Man: Huh?! Ay sorry wrong number!

2030.
One of the nicest things in my life
Is my connection with you
And even if I don't have a lot of messages to send
I want you to know 'how much I treasure you'.